Star Wars: The Last Jedi, what a truly incredible trainwreck. Rian Johnson’s complete inability to craft anything even resembling meaningful (or coherent) plotline …
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I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING WHY DOES IT HURT, HOW DID THEY COCK THIS UP SO BAD?! And they're not listening to us.
Luke: *throws lightsaber off cliff"Anakin Force Ghost: Oh no, Obi Wan is gonna kill me
Well deserved thumb down
YES YES YES !!! Complete Mary Sue. Insulting too Mary Sue Though. Hey … How much did the Latex Green/Blue milk tit cost? More than JAR JAR? In closing … Fin, Rey, Rose & Holdo, lol. Star Wars IX: Space Women … Why Are They?
For one, stupid jokes should not even be in a star wars film. Prequels are better, and they have the best lightsaber duels than the last three and these two movies.
This video came out almost six months after the movie. Maybe it's time to move on, you think fellas?
that really sucked bringing back old favorite characters and showing them be sad old failures. i'm not even a huge fan of the franchise but that move is garbage. i'm like who's going to care now lol its just leaves you disappointed. whiney emo main character kylo gets so much shit on his own I don't see how it can be a profitable trilogy.
Sorry snowflakes, I loved it.
I don't see how so many people still watch these movies. fans have been disliking them ever since jar jar binks to mannequin anakin to mary sue rey.
Feel like these problems would be solved if it was all under one trusted director
That was a fun movie but definitely not a good Star Wars movie. It had no substance, I would have been fine if it was named something else. I'm not a true die hard fan of Star Wars but I can definitely feel the disappointment and frustration real fans have.
Whe have to boycott episode 9
I will always read the Thrawn trilogy like it’s the sequel. There’s nothing like it. Proper storyline, excitement, new characters and great action. Period.
The Farce Awakens was even worse.
since when Hyperspace was a ship entering another dimension ?! Even Han in ANH says that if you do a blind Hyperspace jump you'll go straight into a star or planet and at this point it just a movie and that scene was cool because purple lesbian chick dies and the visuals are cool and about all the other stuff… sigh ju- just watch Cosmonaut's variety hour's review because im tired of pointing out nitpicks that people care too much about… (Im aware that there is a lot of dumb shit but a lot of this video is just nitpicks)
God bless george lucas
I saw the Force Awakens and thought maybe their just gonna try to remake the original series, I saw this movie and I honestly don't know, maybe their trying to waste money?
I haven’t seen any of the new SW movies, but I watched this review because I’m noticing a trend that a ton of films now a days are trying to follow the Marvel MCU trend and be these sewn together abominations of over the top comedy, nostalgia, and huge action sequences. I don’t know a lot about SW but from what I gather that’s what this series is being turned into, kind of like what they did with The Predator, which is disappointing.
I understand, Vito. You don't like Star Wars. You're not a fan— and you're envious. You don't have to run around bashing great movies just because you're jealous of their success, though.
Finn sure got some quality training during his coma.
The Last Jedi also pre-emptively killed any excitement around SOLO, which wasn't nearly as terrible and actually had an exciting twist at the end that gave us something to look forward to. Now Disney may shelve continuing that story line because of Solo flopping. I can't decide whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Luke should have raped Rey.
It's because you're older than when you first watched Star Wars 🙁
I loved this movie.
im mad because he's black
I HATE the stupid fucking marvel jokes.
You know what would fix the Snoke throne room fight? If they gotten a Hong Kong stunt team. They don't mess around lol.
Ruin Johnson and his terrible film are an abomination. The only “Star Wars” film that I did not buy and will not. It is trash.
You might enjoy this ongoing review:
Every single one of those "GOTCHA" moments in the movie was a deeper dive into a barrel of shit.
It's just a movie douche bag, give it a rest. This is your attempt to get recognition from something since you have no talent. But guess what? Your talentless and you suck so who cares. You probably have no idea how I know that you never served but that's ok as long as you go in a corner somewhere and be quiet. If you decide to talk then it will be really sad listening to you embarrass yourself
You also tried to use real world scientific arguments about hyper space. You are freakin dumb as hell
You never served
I have always loved Jurassic Park, always liked it so much more over Star Wars. But then I saw Empire, and fell in love with Star Wars, buying all the LEGO sets and the movies. So, when 2015 rolls around, my two favourite franchises are coming back (In the forms of 'Jurassic World' and TFA), I obviously go mental and can't wait for either. Jurassic World rolls around, and I really enjoyed it, it showed a new take on the original idea, left politics out of it almost entirely, and was all around an enjoyable film. Not a very good film, but an enjoyable and fun film, that felt fresh, so I saw it 3 times in Cinemas. Then December comes along and TFA is released. That film was the first time I ever felt disapointed leaving a film. I felt as if I saw A New Hope and Return of the Jedi again. Unlike Jurassic World, TFA didn't bring much new to the table, but instead completely screws up the timeline (I mean, how the fuck did the "First Order" come around? The rebels won! You dumped the entire point of the first 3 films made down the shitter. Why?). You see, Jurassic World said "Hey, this time, the park is open, and successful, and the villain isn't just an animal, but a GM monster, made for military purposes. What if we take the ideas that the Raptors were intelligent from the original films and expand on it?", whereas the Force Awakens said "Let's do everything already done in a New Hope, but the Death Star is BIGGER!". The Force Awakens fucked up Star Wars for me. I saw Rogue One (and found it to be ok, thought it had a good ending) and Solo (big waste of time). I have never seen The Last Jedi, and never will, because watching the rebooted series detracts from the originals. I'd rather watch the prequels on repeat than watch TFA again. But damn, what a mess they turned such a good, solid franchise into…
Star Wars: The last (time I liked Star Wars)
Great video. Could have listened to you put this to shit for another hour and you still wouldn't have gotten through half the things that were wrong with it
Whenever people ask me why I hate the Last Jedi I always tell them that both them and me will not have enough time for me to explain just how terribly fucking awful that this shite is.
In short, scene for scene, in chronological order I can pick apart this film for every decision made. Last Jedi killed Star Wars for me. Rian Johnson knows nothing of the franchise and decimated what this franchise means to me
What drove Luke into the spiteful, bitter hermit that he is in TLJ? 8:10 – you'll see the answer..
Dude please write the the next movie???? This movie was a big disappointment. I will wait for for 9. Done going to see at t he movies.
Ok, who are the 20k non denominator cretins who thumbed down this video ?
How does Rian Johnson sleep at night?
Rose sucksss so much azzzzzz! What a shty character!
and double gotcha:D
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